wrong no
Husband calls his wife
Nokrani ne call uthai
Husband: Begam se baat karwao
Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath so rahi hain
Husband: Sahab tu main hon Nokrani: Tu main kya karon Husband: Dono ko maar do After killing Nokrani: Lashon ka kya karon
Husband: Ghar k pechay naddi may phenk kr bhag jao
Nokrani: Ghar k pechay tu naddi nahi hai
Husband: Tu kya yeh 3530399 number nahi hai
Nokrani: Nahi
Husband: Sorry wrong number :-D
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