Husband calls his wife

Nokrani ne call uthai

Husband: Begam se baat karwao

Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath so rahi hain

Husband: Sahab tu main hon Nokrani: Tu main kya karon Husband: Dono ko maar do After killing Nokrani: Lashon ka kya karon

Husband: Ghar k pechay naddi may phenk kr bhag jao

Nokrani: Ghar k pechay tu naddi nahi hai

Husband: Tu kya yeh 3530399 number nahi hai

Nokrani: Nahi

Husband: Sorry wrong number :-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 871 views

sardar’s girlfriend asks him,

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hawaii or Havaii

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii.

He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.

As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"

"Havaii!", the man replied.

"Thanks", answered the man.

"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kya Tune Rishvat Li Hai?

Ek Aadmi Ko Court Ki Peshi Pe Gavah Ke Tor Pe Bulaya Jata Hai
Vakeel Us Se Pehla Sawaal Puchhta Hai

Vakeel: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”
Gavah Chup Rahta Hai
Vakeel Ne Fir Jor Se Chillake

Kaha: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”

Gavah Is Baar Bhi Chup Raha
Vakeel Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Wo Gavah Ko Gale Se Pakad Ke Bolta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

new joke

1 Handsom boy class m aya Sari
Girls Dekhte hi diwani.
Lrky ne aate hi kuch kaha tu girls
behosh
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Socho kia kaha?
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Baji jaga dein jharru lgani hai..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)