wrong no

Husband calls his wife

Nokrani ne call uthai

Husband: Begam se baat karwao

Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath so rahi hain

Husband: Sahab tu main hon Nokrani: Tu main kya karon Husband: Dono ko maar do After killing Nokrani: Lashon ka kya karon

Husband: Ghar k pechay naddi may phenk kr bhag jao

Nokrani: Ghar k pechay tu naddi nahi hai

Husband: Tu kya yeh 3530399 number nahi hai

Nokrani: Nahi

Husband: Sorry wrong number :-D

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