Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 999 views

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyaar sab ko chahiye

Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..

.Murder2 wala

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Call Mat Karna

Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bv ki dua

Main bv me zabrdasat larai k bad bv dua mangti hai:ya Allah agr qasoor in ka hai to in ko maar de aur agr qasoor mera hai to mujhe bewaaah kar de

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Allah ke nam per de do baba

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta
Boy: Mauf karo baba
Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta
Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko
lay jao
Fakeer: Bheek mangi hai Bheekari nhi manga…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)