Student


1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi
"ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.."
.
Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola
"Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 658 views
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