Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad Ni Hua.,
Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?
Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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