Aajib Hai Nakhre

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 765 views
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