Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?

Mehman: Dono Ley Ayen,

Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Banta to his new bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher said to a student

A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”

The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Sath Dance Karogi

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi mubarak

JUmma mubarak
Ramadan muBarak
Eid mUbarak
Tum LOg mujee kb kaho ge
Shadi mUbarak :p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)