Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?

Mehman: Dono Ley Ayen,

Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 675 views

Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal

Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,
Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola
Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”
Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad
Lagaya,
Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj
Kal”
Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein
Beth Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

School Kid

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mental hospital ka doctor apni

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I eat fruit

Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)