Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabh

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"

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