Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?.....

Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 704 views

Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar

Biwi-Dear tum mujhe kitna Pyar karte ho?

Pati-Me tumse itna pyar karta hu
ki tumhara jutha zaher bhi pee sakta hu

Agar yakin Na ho to aazma Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Iam feeling dizzy for one hour

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Ki Ladki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho
Gai hai.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are We Poisonous?

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl- I wanna breakup with u

Girl- I wanna breakup with u,give me my love letters back!!!!
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Boy-(next day) come with a bag full of love letters and told girl- find out yours and get lost!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)