Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?.....

Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 602 views
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