Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad–

2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai!

1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai -

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