ek or chance
wife to husband - main Driver ko
Naukari se nikaal rahi hu,
Kyuki aaj mai dusri baar marte marte bachi hu..
Husband- Please,
.......
.
.
.
.
Usse ek mauka aur do...!!=D
by dracula (few years ago!) / 974 views
Similar Jokes
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Dr. Ne Mreez Ki Memory Clear Kr Di
Or Pocha:Kuch Yad Aa Rha He.?
Mreez:G Sirf Bv
Dr:Sub Kuch Formate Ho Gya He
Mgr
Virus Nhi Gya.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian
ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi kiss ki recieve ho gayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?
Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:
“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?
.
.
.
.
.
That’s unpossible!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.
Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.
Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)