main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon
Aik qaidi ne sathi ko bataya k main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon, waise ghalti meri hi thee..,
woh kaise? doosry ne poocha,
howa yoon ke main ne kutty se dosti karne main 2 mah laga deya aur chori wali raat mera pair billi ki dumm per aa geya
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