Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi
Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 854 views

Nurse Ka Mangaitar

1 Nurse Ka Mangaitar Usay Bari Hasrat Se:
“Jaanu Kash Mujhe Koi Haadsa Paish Aata
To Main Tumhare Ward Main Admit Hota,
Tum Meri Khidmat Karti
Aur Main Jaldi Theek Ho Jata”,
Nurse:
Jaan Tumhe Mere Paas Koi Hadsa Nahi
Balkay Moujza Hi La Sakta Hai,
Kyon K Main DELIVERY Ward Main Hoti Hoon …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan in Minar e Pakistan

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Tha
Tab Hum Minar-E-Pakistan Se Gir Gaya Tha

Dosra Pathan: Tum Mar Gaya Tha Ya Bach Gaya Tha

Pehla Pathan: Hum Ko Yad Nahin
Uss Waqt Hum Boht Chota Tha:-/

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Swallowed

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Photographer.

The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
.
She gave Smile to him,,
.
.
.
.
He Is,,,
.
.
.
A Photographer...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)