Pathan
Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 559 views
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