Munna or chinkie
Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed
room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay
nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara
phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat
nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade
mil gaya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1104 views
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