jhoot bola
Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla ;> :@ kithy sutya e paen nou ?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 999 views
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