kabhi socha na tha
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 590 views
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