Mari biwi ka accident
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad
News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 848 views
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