Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad
News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 912 views

Pathan Ki Aulad

1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha

1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:

Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar:'Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."

Sardar:'If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?

Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…

Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh Band Karke Aatey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)