Joota chupai ki rasm
Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai
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