1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi
1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.
Sikh ne nurse se keha k“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”aur“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”.
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 493 views
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