Tumne Chori Ki Thi

Judge-Tumne Chori Ki Thi
Chor-Ji.Ha

Judge-Tumne Chori Kaise Ki
Chor-Rahne Do Sahab!
Ab Is Umar Me Aap Chori Ke Gun Sikh Kar Kya Karoge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1112 views
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