Bhagwan Ko Manane Wala Santa
Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bola.
Santa: “I Love You”
Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”
Santa: “Jai Mata Di“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0
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