India match haar gaya
Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa
diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur
India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe
ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 600 views
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