Sardar k ghar chor aagya

Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya

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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 667 views
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Ghar pe Din me 2 baar Jaru Lagani Hi padti h :D

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