Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

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Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 905 views

Beta bapp sey

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon

bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo
beta Dadi sey

baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Duniya ke sabse puraana

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mathematics

box was not opening
lawyer applied the all laws but box did not open
physics professor applied all the forces but it did not open
mathematicain said let us suppose box is open.

by zohaib (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal American Aur Ek Nepali

Ek Pagal ne Nepali Se pucha Kyu Bhai Tum American Ho kya?

Nepali ne kaha - Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal - Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu

Pagal- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho

Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu

Pagal- Lekin Lagte To Nepali Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)