stupid
Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not so sure about the first one.
~Albert Einstein~
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 911 views
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The awkward moment when ;)
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Nurse:your name?
Patient:pappu
nurse:age?
Patint:25 year
nurse:married
patint:no,no,its car accident
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek Din Jab Tumari Shadi Ho Jayegi,
Tab Tumari Biwi Ke Pet Mein,
Mera Haan Mera,
100% Mera Hi,
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Bhatija Hoga …
Sale Dost Pe Shaq Karta Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."
He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr.
About sick child
My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.
Tel me elaj iss phteek da..:p:)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?
Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,
Pathan Ghuse Mein thje kaise pata chal jata hai
ke mein pathan hon,
Salesman: Q K ye TV nahi
"MICROWAVE" hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar :nuras ne abi tak neend ki goli nai bheji?
Bv:nai
sardar:use kahao jaldi kare mujhe neend arahi hai. Me ab goli k lye aur nai jaag sakta
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)