April fool
SRDAR sali Se Meri dhoti utha k Neeche Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hai
Sali Dekh kr
O teri khair howay, undrwear te Paya hi nai
SRDAR:
April Fool April Fool..
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 831 views
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