Wife: Agar main mar jaun

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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