tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de
Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.
Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…
Sardar: yeh lay LOTA
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 574 views
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