2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 704 views

Kya Tune Rishvat Li Hai?

Ek Aadmi Ko Court Ki Peshi Pe Gavah Ke Tor Pe Bulaya Jata Hai
Vakeel Us Se Pehla Sawaal Puchhta Hai

Vakeel: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”
Gavah Chup Rahta Hai
Vakeel Ne Fir Jor Se Chillake

Kaha: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”

Gavah Is Baar Bhi Chup Raha
Vakeel Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Wo Gavah Ko Gale Se Pakad Ke Bolta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HaMaRi DosTi

HaMaRi DosTi AaP Se TaB TaK
RaheGi
JaB 1 GonGa 1 BehRe Ko
CalL KaR Ke BataiGa Ke 1 AndHe
Ne DekHa Ke AiK LaNgRa BhaG
RaHa ThA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to Pappu:

Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!

Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ambulance or police

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)