Pyaz ne kobi k 7 shadi

Pyaz ne kobi k 7 shadi ki
Dusre din aalu ne pucha: kaisi gayi paheli raat

Pyaz:Aare yar kaheki raat.
1-dusre ko kholte-kholte hi subh ho gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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