Mein To Subah 9 Baje Utthta Hu!
Tumhe Kal
Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Police:
Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar:
Mein To Subah 9 Baje Utthta Hu!
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