Pathan
Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.
Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,
Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??
Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.
Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.
Wakeel: Phir?
Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..
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