1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya
1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya
aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.
”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy
WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 513 views
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A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,
ye mulk b hamara gar hai,
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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->
by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha.
Dost:Ye kya kr rhe ho?.
Phatan:Mera BV larke k sath bhag gyaMe us larke k bena zindaNhi reh skta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into English
“Yaad-e-maazi azab hai ya Rab
Cheen lai mujh say hafiza mera”
Pathan: My mind is full of data base
O God! Please make me a mental case….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and kept the phone down…..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like
the passengers in his car.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna DostoKyun ki
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
Or End Me
Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)