1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya

1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya

aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.

”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy

WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.

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