Ek bacha pehli dafa school gaya,

Ek bacha pehli dafa school gaya, ghar aaya to maan ney poocha, haan beta parh aaey?

Bacha: Nahi ammi, kal phir jaana hey

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 564 views
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