A school girl
A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...
The door ion the 14th floor opens...
They saw a guy running towards them.
But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...
School girl: Why did you do so?
(Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.
The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1125 views
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