Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 662 views

Beta ye kaisi machis laaye

Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho

Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Agar Apko Afsos Hai K

Agar Apko Afsos Hy K Apki Life
Main Apka Koi Intazar
Karne Wala Nahi Hai.
.
To 1 Kam Karen,
30 Mint K Leye
Bathroom Main Ja Kar
Beth jayen.
.
.
.
Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
<)(>
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O Nikal Nahi To Meri Nikal Jay Gi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I’m Going Ka Matlab??

Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)