A logical Answer

A logical Answer..

Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?

Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,

Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
to wo abu baney.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 500 views
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