Pappu: Darling Ro Kyun Rahi Ho
Pappu: Darling Ro Kyun Rahi Ho ?
Pappu’s Wife: Meine Itni Mehnat Se Aapke Liye Sandwich Banaya, Aur Dekho Yeh Kutta (Tommy) Kha Gaya…
Pappu: Tum Tension Mat Lo, Mein Tumhare Liye Doosra Tommy Le Aaunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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Pakistani k ghar chinese aur american mehman aaye,
chinese: mein ankhain band kar k ghari py hath rakh kar time bta sakta ho.
american: mein soraj ko daikh k time bta sakta ho.
itnay m pakitani zor say hansa aur bloa;
lo g 7 baj gay,
chinese aur american aik dum heran ho gay aur bolay
yar tum nay kaisay time bta dia???
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pakistani:. OYE BIJLI CHALII GAI HAI............................................
by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!)
Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
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Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli:" Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere Paseeney Chhut Jaaye...
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Banta Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Diff between Ignorance and Patience
When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.
&
When I look at U and I also dont laugh.... thats called Patience.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.
Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.
Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam LiYe To UsKi Maa usKo mAar rAHI Thi...
Nurse:Q MaR rHi ho??
mAA boLi: kamina jb se Paida HwA Hy, ake hI Baat Puch rHa He..??
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Wo kitnay Admin thay...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to
mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to
kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek dost ne dosre se poocha .. yaar maine suna hai k jannat me humko hamari har pasandeeda chaze di jayengi. Dosre ne kaha.. Haaan phir pehlene pucha.. yaar mujhe ciggrette bahut pasand hai kya mujhe jannat me ciggrette mile ga..? Dosre ne kaha.. Haan milega magar ciggrette jalane keliye JAHANNUM jana padega.
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)