Pappu: Darling Ro Kyun Rahi Ho
Pappu: Darling Ro Kyun Rahi Ho ?
Pappu’s Wife: Meine Itni Mehnat Se Aapke Liye Sandwich Banaya, Aur Dekho Yeh Kutta (Tommy) Kha Gaya…
Pappu: Tum Tension Mat Lo, Mein Tumhare Liye Doosra Tommy Le Aaunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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NewZealand me 1
Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k
Bacha Hathi ka tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistan k logon ne agr
insaaniyat ki koi khidmat ki he
to sab se bari khidmat dusron
ko ye bata kar ki he k . BHAI
STAND OPER KAR LO :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p
VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......
Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....
Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......
Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........
Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!
Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."
Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife
"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added
""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Principal:School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Small cute student:
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Sir aap na mera intezar na kiya karo,
school shuru kar diya karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He
To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He
Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He
Is Ka Moon Kis Taraf Ko Karna He Apni Taraf Ya Dushman Ki Taraf
Army Officer Jawab Deta He
Jis Taraf Bhi Karo Ge
Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachchon Ka Dimag Jan Ne Ke Liye Puchha
Teacher: “Batao Bachcho Ki Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai”
Koi Bachcha Kuch Bolta Is Se Pahle Pappu Khada Hua Aur Bola
Pappu: “Madam Pyaar Wo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Ho Aur Ishq Wo Hai Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)