Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil
Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...
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