Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil

Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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