miser:i have to buy a new comb
miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley
friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.
friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views
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The blonde replies: I have chickens!
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The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,
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Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
.
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