manish ko uska sasur jute maar
manish ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha anish :
Kyu maar rahe ho ise? Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se
SMS kiya.Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare
friends ko forward kar diya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views
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