Teacher:
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli
kiun chamkti he,
Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky
k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 919 views

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal wo mili mujhse

Kal wo mili mujhse
.
shaam ka waqt
.
bujhi-2 si
.
jhuki-2 si
.
jb maine pucha
.
udaas kyo ho?
.
itna pareshan kyo ho?
.
jhuka k palke
.
chupa k chehra
.
gale se lag k
.
ro-2 k thak k
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg
likha
tha tmko,
papa k numbr pr chala
gya....:-(
:-P:-P:-P:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

New Teacher: Students batao

New Teacher: Students batao class mein lecture kaisa hona chahiye
Bholu: Teacher, Mini skirt jaisa, jisse jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe…

Teacher:Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu:Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Balance mujhe share kar

Kanjoos ki bv ne cal ki :me jahaz me hu wo kharab ho gaya or girne wala hai
kanjos:tu 1 kam kar jaldi se apna balance mere number pe shar kar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..

“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..

Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?

?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)