Sardar Ko 5 Baje Phansi
Police: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!!
Police: Kyon Hans Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Main To Subah 8 Baje Uthta Hun!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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