Chor Chor

DO AALSI So Rahe The,
Tabhi Ek Chor Unka Kambal Le Bhaga.
1 AALSI CHOR..CHOR..!DUSRA AALSI:
CHUP CHAP Soja,Jab Takiya Lene Aayega Tab
Pakad lenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1072 views
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