Doctor to Pakistani
Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.
Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.
Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?
Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views
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