Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.

Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views

Three mans

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an
orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street
and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an
apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an
orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they
asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Goli se darr nahi lagta

At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

500-year-old Statue

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?

STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek indian ny pathan ko tang karnay

Ek indian ny pathan ko tang karnay k lie uss sy
pocha:
"Pakistanion" aur kutton me kitna farq hau?
Pathan replied: sirf "border" ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)