Laloo Ka Naam Roshan
Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.
Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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