3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newtonz method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger!

2:Einsteinz method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it!

3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts its a Tiger!!!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 862 views

sts For Dinner

GueThere was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Marriage. .

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sahi Jawab To Hona Hi Tha

Madam Ne Class Mein Ek Naye Aaye Bache Se Puchha

Madam: “Kaun Sa Parindaa Sab Se Tez Udta Hai?”
Ladka: “Hathi”

Madam Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Boli.

Madam: “Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?”

Ladka Masumiyat Se: “Mumbai Ke Don Hai”

Madam: “Shaabash, Haathi Sahi Jawab Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)