Santa bike se ja raha tha

Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views
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