Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai
Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
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1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…
Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.
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Ek Aadmi Raat ko apne ghar gaya.
Darwaza knock kia.
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Admi: Guddu ka Abbu!
Biwi: Haye main Marr Jaawan,
Phir Andar kon hai?
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Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
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