Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai
Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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