Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko
Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..
Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.
Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
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Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.
''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1341 views
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