Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko

Pandit ka Tota roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta-"AUR haramkhor kya haal hai"..

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote ko danta.

Agle din jab wo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola.
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Thoda aage ja k us admi ne mud k dekha to tota haste hue bola.

''SAMAJh TO TU GAYA hi HOGA.."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views
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